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kurtosis 

Big old booty. Term used by statistics geeks and hedge fund weenies. From the Greek word kurtos, meaning bulging, kurtosis is a measure of how "tight" a probability distribution of a random variable is around the mean. A positive kurtosis value indicates that many values fall far away from the mean, which are called "fat tails" when shown graphically.
Sir Mix-a-Lot would dig the slammin' kurtosis on that chick!

Do these pants make me look like I have excess kurtosis?
kurtosis by junk in da trunk January 15, 2008

kurtcobainsguitar

the hottest sexiest milf ever and is the best mutual and is kurt cobains girlfriend
kurtcobainsguitar is the best person ever

kurtcobain_official 

a very nice and very amazing and very funny tiktok account
have u seen @kurtcobain_official on tiktok?? she is very funny and very amazing

kurcobolja 

Trenutno stanje uma u kojem se iskazuje koliko nas boli kurac za nečim
-On baš nema problema u životu

-Kurcobolja gola brale
kurcobolja by Novkajedanjedini June 11, 2020
nickname for everyones favorite white boy kurtis conner.
"what should we watch on youtube?"
"PUT ON KURTBOY"
kurtboy by jesusrealacct November 25, 2020

Kurtcool2 

A RIDICULOUSLY popular runescape player. Famous for coining the word Kurt and for being the Leader of the Runescape clan "Spartans". To be referred to as a Kurt is a honor and should be acknowledged.
John: Dude, thanks for helping me with the hw.
Bob: No problem, just helping out.
John: Your a Kurt.
Bob: haha. Kurtcool2, is the shit.
Kurtcool2 by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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