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scratching the pink turntable

Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
Oh shit! Melissa caught me scratching the pink turntable on her bed!

Korngable 

The act of over explaining a simple task to the point of utter confusion.
They could have told me to turn right off of Woodend, but they Korngabled the directions so bad I ended up in Iowa.
Korngable by Just 1 T January 25, 2017
Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.
Check out the Pioneer CDJ-1000 CD turntable, it is the step to future DJing.
turntable by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004
A machine used to play vinyl records.
Turntable by JesseBW August 30, 2003

Russian Turntable

During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"

Rusty Turntable 

Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
Rusty Turntable by mudduck69 July 29, 2009