Kurntable
Kurntable by idek_random32 April 7, 2015
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scratching the pink turntable
Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
scratching the pink turntable by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
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turntable
Machine with a rotating center used by DJ's to play, scratch, and mix music. There are now CD turntables, so Vinyl is not the only one.
turntable by Bobby De Niro November 2, 2004
Turntable
Russian Turntable
During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
Russian Turntable by The Pimp's Bologna February 25, 2008
Rusty Turntable
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
Rusty Turntable by mudduck69 July 29, 2009
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