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Damaged Goods

When a guy or a girl is in a relationship, breaks up with the person or says they want to "separate," goes and fucks someone else, and THEN wants to get back together.
Person 1: "I know we broke up, but did you want to get back together?"

Person 2: "Have you slept with anyone else since then?"

Person 1: "Yes."

Person 2: "Sorry, but I don't accept damaged goods."
Damaged Goods by SiL3Nt-J July 27, 2026
(pr. cock-icks)
Mispronunciation (sometimes intentional, sometimes not) of the word Coccyx, the small bone at the base of the spine; Another word for "cock"
I told them to suck my coccyx.
Coccyx by SiL3Nt-J July 27, 2026
Polite substitute for the word "dick."
She needs a man in her life, that way she can go home and play with his dingus.
Dingus by SiL3Nt-J July 27, 2026

I'm Sorry, I'll Work On It

Best thing to say to a boss when they act like they don't give a fuck what you you have to say... that way you can leave the office and keep doing what they just told you not to do.
Boss: "Don't do ______, they said you did_____."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I'll work on it." (Goes back to not caring).

I Gotta Go Squat!

Used to express that you have go to the bathroom, usually used when a supervisor tells you not to go.
Hey! I gotta go squat!
I Gotta Go Squat! by SiL3Nt-J July 23, 2026

Sir Fuxelot

Medieval sounding nick-name for a guy who fucks a lot.
Had I been alive in the medieval days, they would have called me Sir Fuxelot, because I fuck lots of bitches.
Sir Fuxelot by SiL3Nt-J July 21, 2026

Dickless Cunt

A cowardly male; A male with no male genetalia
The guy is a dickless cunt - He has no balls.
Dickless Cunt by SiL3Nt-J July 20, 2026
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