Definitions by SiL3Nt-J
Damaged Goods
When a guy or a girl is in a relationship, breaks up with the person or says they want to "separate," goes and fucks someone else, and THEN wants to get back together.
Person 1: "I know we broke up, but did you want to get back together?"
Person 2: "Have you slept with anyone else since then?"
Person 1: "Yes."
Person 2: "Sorry, but I don't accept damaged goods."
Person 2: "Have you slept with anyone else since then?"
Person 1: "Yes."
Person 2: "Sorry, but I don't accept damaged goods."
Damaged Goods by SiL3Nt-J July 27, 2026
I'm Sorry, I'll Work On It
Best thing to say to a boss when they act like they don't give a fuck what you you have to say... that way you can leave the office and keep doing what they just told you not to do.
Boss: "Don't do ______, they said you did_____."
Employee: "I'm sorry, I'll work on it." (Goes back to not caring).
Employee: "I'm sorry, I'll work on it." (Goes back to not caring).
I'm Sorry, I'll Work On It by SiL3Nt-J July 23, 2026
I Gotta Go Squat!
Used to express that you have go to the bathroom, usually used when a supervisor tells you not to go.
I Gotta Go Squat! by SiL3Nt-J July 23, 2026
Sir Fuxelot
Had I been alive in the medieval days, they would have called me Sir Fuxelot, because I fuck lots of bitches.
Sir Fuxelot by SiL3Nt-J July 21, 2026
Dickless Cunt
Dickless Cunt by SiL3Nt-J July 20, 2026