Kum & Go

A convenience store which sells delicious Hot Dogs, Nacho Cheese, Gasoline, and a large selection of porn. It also has a name so offensive that you have to cover your kids eyes every time you pass by. The store is also commonly known as the Splooge & Speed, Jizz & Jog, Cum & Blow, Ejaculate & Evacuate, Spooge & Split, Bust a Nut & Bounce, Blow & Bail, Nut & Run, Ejaculate & Abdicate, Fuck & Duck, and the Jizz & Jet.

Oh my God honey, look at the name of that Convenience Store! What kind of monster would name it "Kum & Go"? There's kids in this town for Christ sake! Jesus, they might as well have named it the Splooge and Speed.

by McFergus February 27, 2015

Kum&Go

To leave abruptly after sex.

To spooge and split; fuck and flee; screw and skeedaddle; bang and blow; blow and goodbye.

Also for some reason a chain of convenience stores in Wyoming; formerly 7-11s.

I once was so busy that I had to Kum&Go behind the Kum&Go.

"Is that seriously what they're called?"

"For the last time, YES. Fucking google it!"

by Loaf&Jug April 14, 2014

Kum & go

To go to a person's place and have sex and leave directly after. Normally only lasting 10-15 minuets

That slut just did a kum & go

by Royal procelain throne November 27, 2016

kum and go

A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.

"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."

by uninvitedguest April 17, 2006

kum and go

Kum and Go is a kick-ass convenience store with an unfortunate name, although I like to see peoples' reactions who haven't ever seen one before.
Alternate names I have for this store are "Ejaculate and Evacuate" and "Jizz and Jet."

I'm hungry, let's go to Kum and Go to get some crappy gas station food. Hell, let's get two kinds of gas! Some for my car and some for my ass!

Kum and Go...haha, WHAT THE FUCK. Yeah, I have a dirty mind and I laugh becuase I'm like 12 years old...hehehehee...

by CoolHandLuke May 1, 2006

kum and go

The only place that still has Rockstar energy drink and porno

kum n go is fuckin awesome, it's the only clean convience store I've been to.

by 14012008011413070515180705 February 7, 2005

kum and go

The greatest convenience store ever, also a card game invented by Andrew Huber and Eric Eldritch where you get to shout out things like dirty sanchez, sausage drop, and syphillis.

i stopped at the kum and go to pick up a pack of blunt wraps and a 40.

by Kum and Go February 26, 2003