kum

1. Slang, misspelled word for orgasm
2. Semen
3. The first part of the name of a gas station in Iowa Kum & Go.

Dang, he got kum all over me when I made him kum. Better get to the Kum & Go for some wipeys.

by Girliebabe6 August 18, 2006

Kum

Latin for "with"

"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.

by Bad C dev March 7, 2021

Kum

A nickname for canoes, particularly those known for being faithful and reliable. Though not the fastest, they are sure to reach their destination.

My kum has withstood the might of Victoria Falls and deadly Class VI rapids without being destroyed.

by Saumensch April 14, 2011

KUM

White, hot, gooey, sticky, slimy, delicious, edible this all describes cum, but it can also describe a microwaved vanilla ice cream

*example number one*
MMMMMMMMMM KUM ON MY FACE AND EYES RAWRRRRRRR

*example number two*
why did I microwave an ice cream?
*one month later*

FBI OPEN UP
*three weeks later*
so you're wondering why I'm in an insane asylum well it all started when...

by 69 420er January 20, 2022

Kum

Dream sucks

Kum. dream is a cheater

by Cromui y July 24, 2022

Kum

Splooge of white substance on the road or sidewalk

Wow did you see the kum all over the highway?

by Hashbrown king September 5, 2022

kum

its kumming but then cooler than normal

omg im gonna kum

by charm:))))) November 4, 2022