1. Slang, misspelled word for orgasm
2. Semen
3. The first part of the name of a gas station in Iowa Kum & Go.

Dang, he got kum all over me when I made him kum. Better get to the Kum & Go for some wipeys.
by Girliebabe6 August 18, 2006
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Act of entering in a function or event where you are not invited
Kummanafy (verb) - Sit in places you're not supposed to / not invited to.
Eg. Aren't you ashamed to Kummanafy or kumming the driver's seat? 😂
by KillerBOY RJ June 19, 2017
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junk food, come come, kum kum
one mother's who ask other mother's kid to come to her so that she could give food to make the kid stop crying or comfort the kid. (come come / kum kum)
by ytbau April 10, 2006
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Latin for "with"
"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.
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A nickname for canoes, particularly those known for being faithful and reliable. Though not the fastest, they are sure to reach their destination.
My kum has withstood the might of Victoria Falls and deadly Class VI rapids without being destroyed.
by Saumensch February 22, 2011
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A chain of gas station/convenience stores primarily in the Midwest, over half of which are currently located in Iowa. The name is a play on the phrase "come and go" (obviously) but the initials are changed to reflect those of the parent company, Krause Gentle Corporation. Many people have observed that the word "Kum" is closer in spelling and appearance to the word cum than "Come", giving the name an unintended sexual connotation... or perhaps that was the intent of Kraus Gentle Corp. all along, seeing as how Kum and Go is one of the few convenience stores to regularly carry pornography. Whatever the reason, Kum and Go is a very successful branch of its parent company, and the number of stations are planned to nearly double by 2008.
"Let's stop at Kum and Go for some gas and porn."
"Ha ha... kum..."
"Yes, I've lived here for 13 years. It's not that funny anymore."
by uninvitedguest April 17, 2006
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