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kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.
dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.
kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

kurpinski 

a tall mammal with an addition to Halo 3. usually a kurpinski's father looks like Sylvester Stallone. they also have terrible sense of direction.
you are such a kurpinski
kurpinski by Jarvis Karnish February 26, 2008

kalinski 

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle
I want to kalinski your sister
kalinski by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011

Kulinskied 

When someone contradicts every political opinion they claimed to have, and in a single moment exposes themselves as a complete political hack.
Kyle, with lips quivering & a tail tucked between his cheeks, boldly declared everyone should vote blue no matter who, & Kulinskied himself before his audience.
Kulinskied by iheartchucknorris September 14, 2023

Kyle Kulinski 

America's greatest political commentator. Actually defends the little guy from the capitalist tyrants.
Kyle Kulinski is houngry, let's watch his show ''Secular Talk'' on YouTube.

kuzminski 

a guy who is boosted in csgo and has no penis. a guy who only Train uper Body ad who skips leg day.
oh he has done a 'kuzminski' (skipped leg day)
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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