kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

Halinskied 

When you get fucked over.(in the military)

Ammo is going to be here at 1030.... man it is almost 1400 and still no ammo, we just got HALINSKIED!

Halinskied by Frank from walmart January 4, 2010

kalinski 

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle

I want to kalinski your sister

kalinski by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011

Kulinskied 

When someone contradicts every political opinion they claimed to have, and in a single moment exposes themselves as a complete political hack.

Kyle, with lips quivering & a tail tucked between his cheeks, boldly declared everyone should vote blue no matter who, & Kulinskied himself before his audience.

Kulinskied by iheartchucknorris September 14, 2023