kalinski 

To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle

I want to kalinski your sister

kalinski by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011

Michael kalinoski 

A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable

“Hey do you know Michael kalinoski?”

- “Yea and he’s fuckin hot”

Michael kalinoski by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019

kalinskied 

to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.

dude, i got so fucking kalinskied last night, you have no idea.
I'm so kalinskied.

kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006

kaminski 

That giant shit you take in the morning after a long night of drinking.

beer shits

"Dude I got so drunk last night. My Kaminski clogged the toilet"

kaminski by Sully87 September 12, 2016

dirty kaminski 

You take a shit in a Hot Dog bun and cover it in ketchup and mustard.

I’m really craving a dirty Kaminski today!

dirty kaminski by Bushido325 January 18, 2021

Karsten kaminski 

A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.

Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her

Karsten kaminski by Your absolute mom November 21, 2019

Kavinski 

From Poland. To establish your donghood. “Kah Bin Ski” means I am a song on my mother’s side.

“Kah Bin Skitch” means I am a do g on my father’s side.

In The United States the term relates to Peter Kavinski from the All the Boys I’ve lived before movies. In the U.S it actually means you are a double donged freak with an abnormally stupid face.

“Ewww! He’s a total Kavinski!”
“Ugh! He’s a mouth breathing Kavinski!”

Kavinski by Laura “The Virginator” Jean February 27, 2021