kalinski
To ejaculate into another beings belly button and thrust your penis in a downward position striking the belly button creating a splash as if a kid were to jump into a puddle
kalinski by T.C. Allen Jr May 21, 2011
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Michael kalinoski
A hot young sexy boy with the fattest juicy ass you will ever see. He is very smart and hard to trick. His sense of humor is good but the way he takes jokes isn’t. A Michael kalinoski is a boy you want to cuddle with. He is by far the hottest thing imaginable
Michael kalinoski by The Poopdoctor September 11, 2019
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kalinskied
to get drunk beyond all imagination. to get so damn drunk you don't know what the hell's going on. you don't even know who you are.
kalinskied by manningsgay September 24, 2006
dirty kaminski
dirty kaminski by Bushido325 January 18, 2021
Karsten kaminski
A fuckboy who likes to always talk about other girls who got rid of them even though they never talk. A karsten kaminski will often never close his mouth and badmouth girls but constantly ask about them.
Wow he is such a karsten kaminski, I’m pretty sure he’s spent the whole English class talking about her
Karsten kaminski by Your absolute mom November 21, 2019
Kavinski
From Poland. To establish your donghood. “Kah Bin Ski” means I am a song on my mother’s side.
“Kah Bin Skitch” means I am a do g on my father’s side.
In The United States the term relates to Peter Kavinski from the All the Boys I’ve lived before movies. In the U.S it actually means you are a double donged freak with an abnormally stupid face.
“Kah Bin Skitch” means I am a do g on my father’s side.
In The United States the term relates to Peter Kavinski from the All the Boys I’ve lived before movies. In the U.S it actually means you are a double donged freak with an abnormally stupid face.
Kavinski by Laura “The Virginator” Jean February 27, 2021
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