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1. The Americanized spelling of the Polish Krzysztof.

2. A male of Polish decent possessing many endearing and desirable qualities such as, but not limited to, artistic, articulate, highly intelligent, sensitive, passionate, funny, a loyal friend, devoted to family, thoughtful, energetic, healthy and fit, insightful, affectionate, caring, completely hot, and a total woman pleasing sex god... all while remaining unpretentious and humble.

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I must be the luckiest girl in the world... I've finally found MY Krystof!

Krystof by Poppy Corinne August 28, 2010

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Kryštof

A very cute person with a very cute personality that we should all appreciate.

Hey Kryštof, u look really cute today!

Kryštof by Džana May 10, 2021

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Kryštof

a word used to describe a person
Kryštof is a person that is lit, mby high and also loves to party a lot

the person can be all of those or just one of them.

Person 1: ayy dude you are a total Kryštof

Person 2: ayy thanks fam (pleased)

Kryštof by Krystofguy November 15, 2017

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Kryštof

A very stupid individual, that speaks like if he had a giant cock in his throat. Also his bitch mother is ordering him to do so much stupid shit like indoor skydiving.

Jack: Oh look, it's that pussy Kryštof again!
Ben: OMG, you're right i wanna throw up rn!

Kryštof by asdfPEDO November 22, 2021

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Kryštof

A non-intellectual male who believes he is good at basketball but in reality, he isn't.

Omg, he can't play ball and is actually stupid. Total Kryštof.

Kryštof by Joint145 March 11, 2022

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Kryštof around

To be annoyingly politically correct and picky about pronouns. Usually used in European Youth English.

I hope Mark and Amelia will shut the f**k up . I can't believe it, they constantly kryštof around.

Kryštof around by Vilitaf December 27, 2018

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Kristoff

An intriguing, smart, charming, and hilarious guy. He will always make you laugh so hard all the time. He is super charming and charismatic.

That guy is so funny and charming! Totally a Kristoff!

Kristoff by Genjiii November 21, 2018

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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