kruk

Same as the derogatory term fuck

What the kruk was that?

by arn880 December 05, 2002

kruk

fag or can not have sex

Your such a kruk. I can't belive i'm such a kruk.

by Bob fagget johny sanderson April 15, 2008

John Kruk

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

by Loose Goose September 03, 2005

Justin Kruk

Delusional. Very Delusional.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Justin Kruk?

by FlyyMyst27 May 06, 2020

John Kruk Special

The John Kruk Special is a term for a piece of sausage and one meatball with your spaghetti. This term is named for the former Phillies baseball player John Kruk, who lost a ball to testicular cancer. Therefore, John Kruk, the baseball player, is symbolized by the John Kruk Special, featuring a piece of sausage, but only one meatball.

Would you like sausage or meatballs with your spaghetti tonight?

Well, I'm feeling hungry. I'll take the John Kruk Special.

One meatball and one sausage coming right up!

by Cheela June 28, 2006

Kruks

A clique associated with the Crips Gang, (primarily the Hoovers) formed in Richmond, Kentucky in the 1990’s

Person 1: Aye somebody got shot the other day.

Person 2: Probably them Kruks who did it

by User2184930 July 31, 2020

KRUK

A person who acts like an NPC all the time and doesn’t have any female companions

Stop talking KRUK. It is so annoying how you act.

by AlC0 March 06, 2023