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A kruck is a person that continues to reference famous and historic individuals that made contributions to a specific field. Furthermore, said people making reference make constant errors when trying to become or quote their "master".
John: Dude, I just learnt about this new guy... Friedrich Nitzche
David: Omg John, you dickweed, it's ACTUALLY Friedrich Nietzsche! The man who created pasta with his hands.
John: Are you fucked? I swear David, you're such a kruck.
Kruck by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017
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When somebody craves attention and acts like an absolute idiotic fool but brushes it off as though they are doing no wrong.
*Spencer is acting like he didn’t hear the whole conversation and he asks the person to repeat themselves*

Spencer - “I wasn’t listening, what did you say?”
Mitch - “I know for a damn fact you heard me you dumb kruck.”
"I bet that guy's a Kruck!"
a Kruck by jeremy934577584 October 20, 2023

t knuckles 

Florida rapper.
More with the shits then most rappers and gets all the bitches on top of it.
Spits fire for a white guy and can come off as not being white until you see his instagram. Once you see his instagram your like damn white boys are evolving.
Yo did you see t Knuckles white ass?
I thought he was black ?
Nah man he white af.

Oh he still cool though I fw him.
t knuckles by Ayyayy July 8, 2017
Kruckle is a Rochdale(Near Manchester) word.

It means when you go over your ankle.

No one else ( as far as I know) apart from people of Rochdale use the word Kruckle.

I was walking along the road, and I kruckled, it well hurt
Kruckle by Poobag October 24, 2007

Knuckling one off 

When an fat dumpy lesbian beats herself off and since she's so fat she aggressively rubs her knuckles on her puss to get off
Patti couldn't get the job done with her dildo so she ended up knuckling one off on that big fat pussy

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016