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Krissel
She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.
Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013
Krissed
Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.
“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”
“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”
Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022
Krissel
She is an outgoing, short, adorable, and all the more interesting girl. Krissel really focuses mostly on her studies and participates as much as she can in school. Sure, she might be a nerdy geek, but she can throw roasts from time to time. Don't get me started on her obsession over SuperSmashBros.
She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':
To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.
She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':
To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.
Krissel by DatNiceDude(: May 4, 2019
Kris Kross
The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Kris Kross by Mopery November 28, 2009
Kayden Kross
An American pornographic actress. Kayden Kross performed in multiple awards. Kross has also won awards for being in the Top 20 Adult Actresses in 2007 and a 2009 Hot d'Or Award for Best American Startlet. Kross is noticed by her loud moaning during intercourse and cunnilingus.
Guy 1: Did you see that Kayden Kross video I sent you?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm not usually a fan of loud moaning but it was tastefully done, and she had perfect curves.
Guy 2: Yes, I'm not usually a fan of loud moaning but it was tastefully done, and she had perfect curves.
Kayden Kross by Striker Shadow January 23, 2010
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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