Definitions by Mopery

Stroke of Midnight 

Masturbating or receiving a hand job in the middle of the night. This act is most popular during New Year’s celebrations however it can technically take place any night.

1.) Damn, I can’t wait till she experiences the stroke of midnight.

2.) I bet my houseguest will be surprised when they see the stroke of midnight hit.

Stroke of Midnight by Mopery January 1, 2012

factheory 

1.) When a theory becomes a fact.

2.) When an idea becomes a reality.

I always had a theory the Black Eyed Peas sucked ass, but that song I got a feeling just proved it; so I guess that makes my theory a factheory.

factheory by Mopery May 2, 2011

Transportainment 

1.) People watching on a public transportation system

2.) The act of being entertained or amused by watching crackheads on a bus or train.

I think I’m going to cancel my service with Comcast. The transportainment on the bus everyday is way more interesting than anything on TV.

Transportainment by Mopery April 27, 2011

Fast Cash 

1.) Forty dollars
2.) $40.00
3.) Two twenty dollar bills

“I have to stop by the ATM to get a fast cash”.

or

“Dude it cost me 3 fast cash to fill up my truck last night”.

Fast Cash by Mopery June 28, 2010

Bone Thugs-n-eHarmony 

A web site where gangsters and thugs go to search for some lovin’.

"Damn, this ho here on Bone Thugs-N-eHarmony.com is hella fine. I would love to make her my bottom bitch some day."

Bone Thugs-n-eHarmony by Mopery November 28, 2009

Kris Kross 

Something that will make you jump jump.

The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.

Kris Kross by Mopery November 28, 2009

Springfield Gas Card

1.) A piece of garden hose that is cut off for the purpose of Siphoning gas.

2.) The piece of equipment needed to siphon gas.

“Has anyone seen my Springfield Gas Card, The neighbors just went to bed and I don’t think I have enough fuel to make it to Walmart and back”.

Springfield Gas Card by Mopery November 28, 2009