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Complete idiot, always a bully and plays soccer and screams like a girl.
Kossen's a tosser
kossen by Urban - Guide August 23, 2017
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It is a question that is pronounced like this yktv.
Kossen is, what is the capital of Zapan?
Kossen by Shotty_Vert September 13, 2021
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An insult aimed at people whose facial hair seems feathery, or people who have an interesting display of facial hair.
Yo kessen-face, yo momma is so kessen her face could lay an egg.
Kessen by Bunny_boilers December 23, 2008

Kissenaish 

(adj). Any golf hole having the attributes of one located @ Kissena Park Golf Course, Flushing, NY.
Standing on the tee box of a 280 yard par four, Rusty lamented "geez, another kissenaish hole, guess I'll hit a 5-wood".
Kissenaish by Sully September 13, 2004
Someone named Kossell is typically a person who you can't believe actually exists, because he is just so breathtakingly amazing. He is genuinely kind, patient, and caring to everyone he meets. His beautiful eyes are dangerous to look into, because once you do, it's easy to fall for him. Being close to him feels like home. He's super funny and has a contagious laugh and once you see him smile be careful... it's easy to fall for him! You'll catch feelings for him that you never knew were possible to feel for someone and be excited to love him even more and get to know him better and explore the future together. :)

If you ever meet a Kossell, you'll never want to let him go because he is precious and perfect. His existance inspires you to be a better person. You'll find him entering your thoughts throughout the day and have little things remind you of him and make you smile randomly.
As soon as I started talking to Kossell, I knew was a goner - completely and hopelessly I had fallen for him.
kossell by The Corgi Farm October 21, 2019
A faggot with no friends, he deserves to die and will never get herpes because nobody likes him.
Korsen mum gay
To koss - kossing - kossed
Listening to loud music through headphones without isolation in a public place, causing everyone around you to hear the music just as loud as you do.
Bill: God damnit, thomas! Stop kossing me!

Thomas: *Doesn´t respond due to too loud music*
Kossing by BEdefinitions September 13, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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