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Kroses

Roses purchased from the white tent set up outside the grocery store at Valentine's (Kroger) for the purposes of making it convenient for the lazy, forgetful, last minute type man.
Jana knew she was probably getting Kroses for Valentines when her husband was seen on life 360 at Kroger at 5:45pm on Valentines day, since he never goes grocery shopping the rest of the year. Also, his icon never entered into the store, but stayed in the parking lot....
by mombomb50 October 14, 2021
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Kris Kross

Something that will make you jump jump.
The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
by Mopery November 28, 2009
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Kayden Kross

An American pornographic actress. Kayden Kross performed in multiple awards. Kross has also won awards for being in the Top 20 Adult Actresses in 2007 and a 2009 Hot d'Or Award for Best American Startlet. Kross is noticed by her loud moaning during intercourse and cunnilingus.
Guy 1: Did you see that Kayden Kross video I sent you?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm not usually a fan of loud moaning but it was tastefully done, and she had perfect curves.
by Striker Shadow January 23, 2010
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Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.
by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003
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unslaad krosis

Dragon speech for "unending sorrow"
the draugr yelled unslaad krosis
by scrub lord anonymous May 6, 2017
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Mr. Kroesen

A guy that has a love for pickles. You will love him because he teaches math and science. He should dye his hair green so it looks like grass. Someone go dye his hair!
Did you see the Mr. Kroesen he is a guy that loves pickles
by yoshinafanclub January 11, 2018
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KaMickey Kross

KaMickey Kross path to a Mickey Mouse NXT title 🤡
beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut

cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo
omg see this jobber KaMickey Kross
by Eva🧜‍♀️ August 24, 2021
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