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Roses purchased from the white tent set up outside the grocery store at Valentine's (Kroger) for the purposes of making it convenient for the lazy, forgetful, last minute type man.
Jana knew she was probably getting Kroses for Valentines when her husband was seen on life 360 at Kroger at 5:45pm on Valentines day, since he never goes grocery shopping the rest of the year. Also, his icon never entered into the store, but stayed in the parking lot....
Kroses by mombomb50 October 14, 2021
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Kris Kross 

Something that will make you jump jump.
The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.
Kris Kross by Mopery November 28, 2009
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Kayden Kross 

An American pornographic actress. Kayden Kross performed in multiple awards. Kross has also won awards for being in the Top 20 Adult Actresses in 2007 and a 2009 Hot d'Or Award for Best American Startlet. Kross is noticed by her loud moaning during intercourse and cunnilingus.
Guy 1: Did you see that Kayden Kross video I sent you?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm not usually a fan of loud moaning but it was tastefully done, and she had perfect curves.
Kayden Kross by Striker Shadow January 23, 2010

Kris Kross 

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.
I missed the bus.

unslaad krosis 

Dragon speech for "unending sorrow"
the draugr yelled unslaad krosis

Mr. Kroesen 

A guy that has a love for pickles. You will love him because he teaches math and science. He should dye his hair green so it looks like grass. Someone go dye his hair!
Did you see the Mr. Kroesen he is a guy that loves pickles
Mr. Kroesen by yoshinafanclub January 11, 2018

KaMickey Kross 

KaMickey Kross path to a Mickey Mouse NXT title 🤡
beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut

cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo
omg see this jobber KaMickey Kross
KaMickey Kross by Eva🧜‍♀️ August 24, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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