Kroses

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Roses purchased from the white tent set up outside the grocery store at Valentine's (Kroger) for the purposes of making it convenient for the lazy, forgetful, last minute type man.

Jana knew she was probably getting Kroses for Valentines when her husband was seen on life 360 at Kroger at 5:45pm on Valentines day, since he never goes grocery shopping the rest of the year. Also, his icon never entered into the store, but stayed in the parking lot....

Kroses by mombomb50 October 14, 2021

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Kris Kross

Something that will make you jump jump.

The Mac Dad will make you Jump jump.
The Daddy Mac will make you jump jump.
Kris Kross will make you jump jump.
Uh huh, uh huh.

Kris Kross by Mopery November 28, 2009

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Kayden Kross

An American pornographic actress. Kayden Kross performed in multiple awards. Kross has also won awards for being in the Top 20 Adult Actresses in 2007 and a 2009 Hot d'Or Award for Best American Startlet. Kross is noticed by her loud moaning during intercourse and cunnilingus.

Guy 1: Did you see that Kayden Kross video I sent you?
Guy 2: Yes, I'm not usually a fan of loud moaning but it was tastefully done, and she had perfect curves.

Kayden Kross by Striker Shadow January 23, 2010

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Kris Kross

Two adolescent aged boys who were a rap duo in the early 90's. They were famous for wearing their clothes backwards and saying wiggety-wiggety-whack. Not to be confused with christopher cross, the guy who sang the theme to the movie arthur.

I missed the bus.

Kris Kross by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 2, 2003

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unslaad krosis

Dragon speech for "unending sorrow"

the draugr yelled unslaad krosis

unslaad krosis by scrub lord anonymous May 6, 2017

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Mr. Kroesen

A guy that has a love for pickles. You will love him because he teaches math and science. He should dye his hair green so it looks like grass. Someone go dye his hair!

Did you see the Mr. Kroesen he is a guy that loves pickles

Mr. Kroesen by yoshinafanclub January 11, 2018

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KaMickey Kross

KaMickey Kross path to a Mickey Mouse NXT title 🤡
beat an injured Keith 🤦 ♂️
got flamed by indie midget Adam Cole 🤣
gets carried by Scarlett 😐
could barely beat Johnny Gargano 🤣
nothing without cool lighting 🤔
lost his raw debut

cant beat a healthy Keith 😭
fraud champion imo

omg see this jobber KaMickey Kross

KaMickey Kross by Eva🧜‍♀️ August 24, 2021

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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