Kroses
Roses purchased from the white tent set up outside the grocery store at Valentine's (Kroger) for the purposes of making it convenient for the lazy, forgetful, last minute type man.
Jana knew she was probably getting Kroses for Valentines when her husband was seen on life 360 at Kroger at 5:45pm on Valentines day, since he never goes grocery shopping the rest of the year. Also, his icon never entered into the store, but stayed in the parking lot....
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