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Doutzen Kroes
Is a Dutch supermodel and a Victoria's Secret angel since 2008 but she started working for the brand in 2006. She's considered one of the most powerful and beautiful womans in the world, she has been the cover girl from Vogue, Maire Claire, VS Magazine, Love Magazine and more. She's married to the dutch DJ Sunnery James and they have a son named Phyllon.
Doutzen Kroes by KroesLove September 15, 2013
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kroeskop • Kroes • kroesbergen • Doutzen Kroes • Mr. Kroesen • Kreshnik • KROEGER • Kres • kreshaun • krešimir
Koesser Unit
An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
koesoh
koesoh by MayaThePhan April 22, 2018
Koester
A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
Krocsyldiphic
Krocsyldiphic by eyal July 2, 2003
dino korespachi
nailing some chick in the ass and then wiping your dick on her blanket when your done, then comming downstairs and scraping resin out of a bowl to smoke, just to get enough energy to go out to the supermarket and buy a few cans of corned beef hash
dino korespachi by DrewBaby December 18, 2007
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.