Krisessed

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1. Krisessed:

Obsession with the actress Kristen Stewart.

2. Krisessed:

Combination of "Kris" and "obsessed"

3. Krisessed:

Has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her...

4. Krisessed:

Dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she's smoking at the moment.

I dream of Kristen Stewart every night.. I am A KRISESSED!

I have the name "Kristen Stewart" all over my biology notebook! I'm such a Krisessed!

My pillow case has a picture of Kristen Stewart.

Krisessed by obsessed_with_Kristen July 15, 2009

Words you can keep

Krissed

Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.

“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”

Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022

Related Words

Krisessed • Krissed • #krissed • Knifessed • kriesseiy • kriessel • Get Krissed • Getting Krissed • got krissed • You just got krissed!

Krissed

Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'

Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.

Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022

You just got krissed

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"

TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*

You just got krissed by by KSNDOOI June 21, 2022

Knifessed

To be caressed with a knife.

I gently knifessed her neck.

Knifessed by Icykinz November 28, 2009

Krissed

An internet meme where you say false things or whatever, A meme pops up saying that the video is sarcastic. In the context they always say that you got "Krissed" and telling them to send the video to totally "Krissed" their friends.

"You just got Krissed! Send this to your friends to totally Krissed them!"

Krissed by replies November 29, 2022

Get Krissed

Kris Jenner dancing in a green suit to Lady Marmalade

Get Krissed! Live laugh love!

Get Krissed by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf June 20, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026