Krisessed 

1. Krisessed:

Obsession with the actress Kristen Stewart.

2. Krisessed:

Combination of "Kris" and "obsessed"

3. Krisessed:

Has a major crush on her or would turn gay for her...

4. Krisessed:

Dreams of her every night and wishes to be the cigarette she's smoking at the moment.

I dream of Kristen Stewart every night.. I am A KRISESSED!

I have the name "Kristen Stewart" all over my biology notebook! I'm such a Krisessed!

My pillow case has a picture of Kristen Stewart.

Krisessed by obsessed_with_Kristen July 15, 2009

Krissed 

Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.

“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”

Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022

Krissed 

Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'

Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.

Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022

You just got krissed 

Basically rickrolling someone, but with more annoying music that goes "GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH!!!"

TikToker: I've come to a conclusion that I am officially quitting TikTok...
Followers: OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO MY IDOL!!
TikToker: HA, YOU JUST GOT KRISSED *epic GICHI GICHI YA YA ZA ZA YEAHHHHH music*

You just got krissed by by KSNDOOI June 21, 2022

Knifessed 

To be caressed with a knife.

I gently knifessed her neck.

Knifessed by Icykinz November 28, 2009

Krissed 

An internet meme where you say false things or whatever, A meme pops up saying that the video is sarcastic. In the context they always say that you got "Krissed" and telling them to send the video to totally "Krissed" their friends.

"You just got Krissed! Send this to your friends to totally Krissed them!"

Krissed by replies November 29, 2022

Get Krissed 

Kris Jenner dancing in a green suit to Lady Marmalade

Get Krissed! Live laugh love!

Get Krissed by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf June 20, 2022