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Klonopinions

When a person has taken Klonopin and has very strong opinions about various subjects, but these strong opinions keep changing as the night goes on because the person cannot remember what he or she was talking about.
Joey had so many klonopinions last night that I had to leave the Lag Wagon show early. Joey Cape is very Klonopinionated
Related Words

Kono Dio Da 

YOU THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE A DEFINITION BUT IT WAS ME, DIO.
Points to self with a thumbs up
Guy- "It was me, DIO."
Alternative dimension Guy- "Kono Dio Da"
Kono Dio Da by David Badinski February 26, 2020

Keronovat 

Musím něco udělat, ale dělám něco jiného. Příbuzné ke slovu Stalling
Chci spát, ale jdu hrát dotu / Chci spát, ale budu keronovat.
Keronovat by Soudruh Danny June 25, 2020

Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru

Japanese:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
English:I Giorno Giovanna have a dream!

The most popular meme/quote from the fifth part of Jojo's bizzare adventure:Golden Wind.It refers to the protagonist's(Giorno) dream to become a gang-star and become/defeat the boss of Passione.This is used to inspire others in the main cast,it has also replaced the "Kono Dio da" meme from part 1.
It can be used when you desire something but in a jokin fashion.
Example 1:
Giorno:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!
Abbachio:What are you talking about?
Example 2:
*Hears advertisment about McDonalds having a discount.*
Joey:Kono Giorno Giovanna niwa yume ga aru!

Klonopin kloud 

The pleasant cloud of apathy one might find oneself floating upon were one to ingest a decent amount of clonazepam (Klonopin).
I took double my prescribed Klonopin this morning and now I'm floating on a Klonopin kloud.
Klonopin kloud by Egodeath February 25, 2009
Probably one of the most underrated video game series out there.
Klonoa:WA-HOO!!!!
Klonoa by ChuckRoast December 25, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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