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krogucci
A luxury Kroger which has been given the name “krogucci” to symbolize the significance against other Krogers. There is also a “Kroghetto” which is often compared to the “krogucci” as it is rundown and outdated. “Krogucci” is refered to as superior to other Krogers because of it’s electric fireplace, couches, and FreeWifi. “Krogucci” also has a Dunkin’ Donuts inside which is a pretty big hit as well as the free cookies at the bakery!
Person A:
Hey do you wanna go to Kroger?
Person B:
Yeah I’ll go as long as we go to krogucci and not kroghetto.
Hey do you wanna go to Kroger?
Person B:
Yeah I’ll go as long as we go to krogucci and not kroghetto.
krogucci by Krogerbitch August 7, 2018
Krongus
A absolute meme Lord, always banging chicks and playing Club penguin. When he comes around, hide your mother.
Krongus by Krongus_69_420 September 8, 2019
Krougshnapt
(pronounced {Clow-Sh-Nap})
The incredibly rare offspring produced as a result of Kroughupting.
Due to the nature of the haploid cells being from two separate species, the zygote formed can have up to 4 chromosomes defining attributes such as sex. In accordance to relativity this would mean that other attributes of the two parent gametes are either foregone or under-developed producing a misshapen and often short-lived creature with no resemblance to either parent. (see Jade Goody).
The incredibly rare offspring produced as a result of Kroughupting.
Due to the nature of the haploid cells being from two separate species, the zygote formed can have up to 4 chromosomes defining attributes such as sex. In accordance to relativity this would mean that other attributes of the two parent gametes are either foregone or under-developed producing a misshapen and often short-lived creature with no resemblance to either parent. (see Jade Goody).
1. "My husband and I found a Krougshnapt the other day trying to scratch its head but instead it kept poking itself in what can only be described as its nose-eye."
2. Due to the poor genetic fabric of a Krougshnapt, they tend to not live for more than 30 years at maximum.
2. Due to the poor genetic fabric of a Krougshnapt, they tend to not live for more than 30 years at maximum.
Krougshnapt by DerekMahatijr June 5, 2009
Krobus
Krobus is an NPC in the popular video game Stardew Valley. He lives in the sewers and sells a few useful things.
He is actually a monster, a shadow brute, but he is friendly towards the player.
He is actually a monster, a shadow brute, but he is friendly towards the player.
Krobus by KrobusIsGod December 20, 2018
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