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A horse/donkey dick that can be seen from a far.
The preschooler was knocked out shortly after he was badonked up side the head by an alpha donkeys klongus.
Klongus by Klongus September 4, 2020
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He's like the kronus of our generation.
kronus by Gerke March 5, 2011
Noun: An absolute bafoon, a bumbling idiot, a real dumbass.

Verb: Committing an act of complete idiocy
Noun Ex: "What is this krungus doing in the middle if the street?"
Verb: "Aight y'all, we gonna krungus tonight!!"
Krungus by MarsBoi March 28, 2019

Krongstad 

A massive sea with no land masses anywhere around it, a sea in the void of deceit. home to "sandermites"
jim - hey dude, lets go through that portal to krongstad!

bill- no! theres sandermites in there!

jim - oh yea, thats a dark vile place.
Krongstad by stethogaul May 7, 2009
Small, disgusting particles of food, dirt, or trash. Usually found in hidden spaces, like between couch cushions or under a car seat.
Sarah decided to pass on her Uber when she noticed all the krungus on the car seat.
Krungus by KarenG July 8, 2017
the crusty kid in the back of the bus playing garbage rap music on their blue tooth speaker
god i’m sucking of listening to that koongus’s music it makes my ears bleed
koongus by koongushater June 1, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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