Krizp 

crisp money, fresh in their prime.

Man, i asked for a Krizp box of Zini and he gave me a foldy box of Zini. Now since the ransom is shit, i'ma have to kill you biatch!

Krizp by D-Mak September 29, 2003

krizay 

A term for schmoozing and building relationships with others

I have to go krizay my coworkers at the Christmas party

krizay by js13 April 11, 2019

Krispy Cream 

A Krispy Cream is the act of a fiery vehicular crash caused by a poorly timed blowjob

Friend 1: Did you hear Johnny got sent to the hospital because of a "Krispy Cream"
Friend 2: Hopefully he gets well soon

Krispy Cream by The Krispy Creamer January 6, 2021

Ryan Krippelz

A modern-day trendsetter (a.k.a. influencer/insider), bringing great conversations to parties & never has to prove anything to anyone; according to themselves...

**Fact check:

-great conversation starter (true) who does not need to prove himself to others (true), but feels

the need to prove something to himself (true) himself. Trendsetter: FALSE, but also not a follower & is

just..there. OVERALL, good company.

-42.5% FUNNY, 46% SASSY, 7.5% UNDIGESTED FAST FOOD; most likely from off menu items (i.e. mcribb,

filet o' fish, etc.), 4% GAS.

Negative side:

-Tendency to take things too far when feeling "extra". Might take secretive, un-flattering pictures of you

and share them with others for a laugh. When crabby and in a mood, it's best to steer clear because

they will be right and you wrong..so how dare you?

-Does not react well to the feeling of guilt & has a weakness towards late night snacks & holiday candy.

1. Ryan Krippelz told a funny joke and we all laughed. (+)

2. Why would Ryan take that picture of me eating and send it to everyone when he knows I was feeling insecure? (-)

Ryan Krippelz by At least it isn't AIDS October 21, 2020

Kripparrian 

The act of explaining how unlucky you were in a game (often in percentages with a calculator)
It is a variation of the word salty

-What was that luck, THE ODDS ARE 0.048% For that to happen
-Man dont pull a Kripparrian on me right now

Kripparrian by Burger Cheese October 15, 2016

krispen wah

A name used for the former WWE wrestler Chris Benoit
The WWE want him erased from history because of the horrible crime he did

He killed his Wife and Son then he committed suicide

So people use Krispen wah to refer to him

Why are the WWE trying to erase Krispen wah from history

krispen wah by PrinceofSaiyansVegeta April 22, 2018

Krispy

A state of being in which someone/something has been elevated beyond being fresh and/or fly. The ultimate state of classy.

Classy, Fresh AF, Fly AF, Buttery, Sugary, Clean

ie; David Beckham, Jonathan Goldsmith, Paul Newman, Brad Pitt

That outfit is krispy
That car is straight krispy, yo
Feelin' real krispy today
Hair lookin' krispy, man

Krispy by The Yonchman June 22, 2017