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Kristifer 

Handsome somewhat shy very resistant easy on the eyes maybe easy in bed to. Has the biggest heart and achievements of a leader and follower ❤️ He can turn a frown upside down and will always be loyal and honest to anyone. Forgiveness is his greatest quality but dont question his real humanity he can kill you with his vicious looks. If you meet a kristifer you better get on your knees and bow down cause he is a GOD to all who want the same life he wants for our nation a life of RESPECT. Is that too much to ask for. We Love you Kristifer... 😍
Omg I love to cuddle and talk with my friend Kristifer...
Kristifer by Loveisthecure September 21, 2025
Words you can keep

Kristine 

A beautiful and bubbly girl with an amazing humor. A Kristine’s smile and laugh is incredibly contagious and can make you happy when you see and hear it. Her hair is always flawless and so is her makeup. Her hair is brown and beautiful.

A Kristine’s behavior is always on top as well as her grades. Her English skills are really good. A woman named Kristine is unbelievably lovable and if you’re feeling down, she’ll be right there to help you because a Kristine wants you to be ok. She’s really sensitive so you have to be careful with her.

At the same time, a Kristine is NOT someone you want to mess with. She can be a bomb ass chick and hit you with the best and sassiest comebacks. Beware of fights with a Kristine.

If you have a Kristine in your life, keep her. A Kristine is the best you can have in your life.
Person 1: Have you seen Kristine?
Person 2: Oh you mean that beautiful brown haired girl?

I love you Kristine
Kristine by SwagyGenius1711 October 10, 2018

Kristine 

Kristine is quite crazy around friends she is pretty nice until you get on her bad side.But very subtle during while working on something very important.She is very honest about her opinion she always rejects a guys because it depends on their personality and she is a bit clumsy but she is very cute and she is really smart she also enjoys any shade of blue and loves to be accompanied by any animal and her favorite is most likely to be a dog.
Person 1:Have you met this girl she’s such an amaizing person!
Person 2:Is her name Kristine?
Person 1:yes.. :v
Kristie is a very expressive person with people she trusts. She can be a hilarious person and can make you laugh even if you've had a mental breakdown. She loves making you laugh and is usually happy. If she's not, then you know it immediately. She can be very intimidating to people who don't know her, but once you do, you will love her always. She loves hearing compliments, even if she doesn't believe them and will hurt you if you hurt the ones you love. If someone she loves is hurt, she will find the cause and get rid of them for good. Or as well as she can. She loves Pootos.
Blond hair bitch: Kristie, what are you doing?
Kristie: Something. *To friend* It's a Pooto!!
Friend: MOOOM

Kristine 

Smart girl, loves drama stories, loves any shade of blue, loves animals,and is a person magnet but is not necessarily super nice, but she doesn't have to be. Kinda short but she makes it up with her amazing personality. Absolutely evil when pmsing and complains a lot in general. Don't get on her bad side or she'll make you regret it. Quiet around strangers but loud around friends. The best friend you could ever have. If you don't have a kristine, what are you doing with your life?
Person 1;Who's that girl over in the corner looking like she'll kill someone?
Person 2; Oh, that's Kristine. Don't look her in the eye, she'll bite.
Person 1; Unlikely.
*Person 1 approaches Kristine*
*Kristine attacks*
Person 2: I told you.

kristiear 

the spanish verb to
1. don't study for a test
2. get 1 hour of sleep the night before
3. fall asleep during the test
4. get 150%
i tried to kristiear that spanish test but it didnt go very well
kristiear by asdasdk October 16, 2012
The most beautiful wonderful girl you'll ever meet Aka perfect. She's a strong person who's never wrong. She's very wise and trusting. She's always there to help others and need. Not to mention she's all the rage with guys. Everyone wants to date her but she only gets the best.
Witness:I look up to Kristie
Witness 2: She saved my life
Witness 3: Damn her boobs are nice *drool*
Witness 4: She's so sweet,never mean!
Kristie by kristiekookiez December 3, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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