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krisper
Krisper means pranking someone or getting in trouble. Tricking and lying. Look at definition for context.
Hey can you hang out this weekend?
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded
Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded
Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!
krisper by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022
kristers
If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters
friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun
friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun
friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019
krisnelly
krisnelly's are complete HOTTIES. Just by one look at them your heart will melt. They are very shy at first but then you start to see their amazing personality. krisnelly's are so cute and cuddly.everyone needs her in their lives because she is so amazing and honest. Anybody would be absolutely lucky to have her. She's so hot! She is nice to everyone and loves everyone! She is perfect in every way and she listens to her friends or anyone when they are having a hard time, she is there for everyone and when she falls in love it is going to change her life but not the person she is.. she is a beautiful person in everything unless you mess with her than it would be the total opposite and you would die but other than that she's krisnelly and everyone loves her.
krisnelly is so cool, she helped me a lot by giving me really good advise! I love her she's so amazing,But Don't mess with krisnelly cuz she going beat your ass!!!!
krisnelly by emily valzequez December 22, 2018
Kisner
Pulling a kisner is when someone comes back home drunk and you stab them with scissors. nce the act of stabbing is complete you have successfully pulled off a kisner!
Kisner by Jukersatchel January 16, 2009
Krisper
(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
Krisper by ted_cruz_isthezodiackiller July 31, 2017
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