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Krisper means pranking someone or getting in trouble. Tricking and lying. Look at definition for context.
Hey can you hang out this weekend?
Nah, sorry, I pulled a krisper and got grounded

Oh my god!
What
That guy Krispered me!!
krisper by Baddies_In_The_Club March 22, 2022
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kristers 

If you know a kristers you should be very happy. Never fails to let you down, sometimes he can have a couple mood swings and he is very sensitive. Tells their deepest secrets to the people closest to them. They never know what to do in upsetting situations, however they are very funny and love to see other people smile and will go out of their way to see that happen. Has lots of different nicknames such as: kripnors and kronsters
friend: I'm bored
kristers: I'll come out and we'll have fun

friend: Ok thanks that will make me feel better
kristers by yeetedmyfarther April 14, 2019
(Noun) A sexual act in which the giving party dips their hand in elmer's glue, then proceeds to coat their hand in rice krispies. After the hand is thoroughly coated, the giving party proceeds to give the receiving party a handjob with the aforementioned hand.

Not to be confused with a popper, which is a very similar act, but with popcorn kernels which are heated in the oven at 425° Fahrenheit for about 10 minutes in the place of rice krispies.
Last night was so awesome! We went back to her place and she gave me a krisper.

Kristers 

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.
friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”
Kristers by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019
Krisbel is a Beautiful girl who loves horses and softball she also loves your family very much as she is the kind
Krisbel is very nice
krisbel by Princess krisbel May 10, 2018

KRISTERS 

The one mf with biggest balls, he is a gigachad ykyk, a perfect being in a way.
Kristers has big B a l l s
KRISTERS by KristersHasBigBalls November 25, 2021
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