Kringlet

Når noget er tåkrummende/cringe

Denis: "Hvad skete der lige for din bror i går? Har var da helt væk!"
Jakob: "Ej, det var så kringlet. Det var første gang han drak"

by GangGangGamerxXx October 13, 2020

Kinglet

A wannabe King but fails in most if not all aspects, and so is demoted to the rank of Kinglet instead

He goes to Hooters every day at 6PM and calls himself an alpha, but he's just a kinglet

by what the heck how many March 30, 2023

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.

Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!

by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle berries

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.

I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringlesnorf

When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.

Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf

Person: yo how did your mom die
You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard
You want to have first dibs on the body

by Xxsusy wussy and ur mom on my- February 23, 2023