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A wannabe King but fails in most if not all aspects, and so is demoted to the rank of Kinglet instead
He goes to Hooters every day at 6PM and calls himself an alpha, but he's just a kinglet

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!
Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019

kringlefucker

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.
kringlefucker by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringle berries 

The little cookie crumbs that collect in Santas beard and mysteriously end up in your underwear and/or bed sheets while you're sleeping. Usually accompanied by sticks and coal in all of your presents.
I don't understand why I keep on finding kringle berries in my sheets mom, we're Jewish!
Kringle berries by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

Kringlesnorf 

When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.

Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf
Person: yo how did your mom die
You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard
You want to have first dibs on the body