Kringlecum 

The delicious, creamy, sensational, and addicting seasonal white beverage. also known as eggnog!

“hey what should i bring to the christmas party?”

“definitely some kringlecum!”

“for sure man, kringlecum it is!”

Kringlecum by drsv November 4, 2023

kringlefucker

da homestuck tree

Person 1: What's a kringlefucker?
Person 2: The christmas tree from homestuck or whatever.

kringlefucker by kopeechiboomer December 4, 2019

Kringlefucker

Kringlefucker: Being sexually attracted to a fat man dressed as Santa.

Do you know Jade? I heard she's a kringlefucker.

Kringlefucker by silverEnigma December 11, 2016

kringlepuff 

short and stupid

wow that guy David, he's a real kringlepuff

kringlepuff by Sandwichpants May 13, 2022