When you are drunk and don't see a difference between an good looking and bad looking female (Sometimes it can even be a man)
Franci: Matr je bla dobra una bejba učir na veselic. Še kavsat sma šla nakonc.
Joško: Franci, pubec je bil, ne bejba. Sam tis bil tulk pjan da nis vidu razlike
Franci: Ajjj... Veš Joško, ponoč je vsaka krava črna
A slash pairing (male/male) consisting of American Idol Season eight contestants Adam Lambert and Kris Allen.
Most plot lines portray Kris as weak and conflicted and often contain him making reference to his wedding ring and constantly feeling the need to touch it.
You can find this pairing primarily on Livejournal on the Glambert community and the Kradam community.
Girl 1: Did you see the way Adam and Kris hugged on stage last night?! They held onto each other for 20 whole seconds! Total Kradam moment!
Girl 2: I know! I can't wait to see who writes the first fic about it!
A girl who cares about her Family and life Partner who ended the relationship with Marriage not break up, kind Nature, Emotional, Sensitive.. her favourite songs 80s to 20s, love romantic movies, hardcore detective interested in politics with the centrist mindset.
A Kavana is beautiful and outgoing person who is sometimes shy at first. She loves to meet new people and is very close to her friends. Kavana’s are usually always laughing and trying to make someone smile. Kavana’s are the most loyal person you could ever meet. If you have a Kavana you should definitely cherish and worship her personality and you are lucky to have her.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!