Kranching 

When a man sploots inside a woman while the red river is flowing

When the red river flows i'll be kranching it up in a big way

Kranching by Heliport April 12, 2021

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

branching

Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke

Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!

branching by aymurrr August 18, 2011

Ranching

Gape your sexual partner and pour ranch dressing (usually hidden valley) in their butt hole and use it as a lubricant for intercourse.

Time to Ranch whats hidden in your valley.

the act of ranching

Ranching by SpiritOfSun February 11, 2020

ranching it 

A slang term for male masturbation.

Ranch dressing resembles semen, so "raching it" means jacking off.

"I heard Joe was ranching it in the school bathroom Tuesday!"

ranching it by lalala45677 January 22, 2009

Kranking 

When somebody cries, while they also wank.

Dean is always Kranking, he's a bit weird.

Kranking by Kranking May 30, 2015