Kranch

Cumming inside a girl while she is in her period.

"just made some kranch with Jenny."

by Michael_Dies_At_The_End January 04, 2020

Kranch

The trailer park equivolent of Krampus who exclusively uses condiments to punish bad kids

When you want to punish someone using only condiments

Hey Walter you're looking a little sore today. Yeah Bobby ended up Kranching me hard all Christmas night for forgetting the milk

by The Midnight Chef April 06, 2022

Kranch

When a female is having her salad tossed, she farts, or sharts, in the mouth of the male, whom is typically of the bearded mountain Mennonite type.

"Wow boys, my rich girlfriend kranched me good last night at 3:46AM EST. She has the best Kranch!"

by McBarrington October 28, 2021

Kranching

When a man sploots inside a woman while the red river is flowing

When the red river flows i'll be kranching it up in a big way

by Heliport April 12, 2021

kranch

The act of getting caught in the JODD fire (see: JODD)

Kranch is going to globals, but they have no money because they spent it all on JODD

by Septilius Megamark May 15, 2018

Kranch Energy

Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.

Bro’s givin’ off that “Kranch Energy.”

by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024

kranch

the result of when you’re not so prepared to take it up the ass but decide to do it anyways.

Guess I have to do laundry today, Matt came over last night & blew my back out—but when we were done, there was kranch all over my sheets.

by tr4shd011 September 15, 2020