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Main Entry: Koyoto
Pronunciation: Kyah-oh-toe
Function: Noun, Verb
Etymology: Gekisen
Date: before 21th century
1 : A busted condom, a mistake
2 : A morbid obese Giraffe
3 : A pathological liar
4 : A newbie
5 : Triple penetration hardcore anal sex while being teabagged by five Indian midgets covered in ranch dressing while skying diving with sliding glass doors covered in mayonaise
1 : Son, I am sorry to tell you but your a Koyoto...it was a wild night in Las Vegas on New years eve.

2: There are thousands of Koyotos dying each year in the plains of Africa.

3: I know your sleeping around on me Chad, stop being a koyoto.

4 : Wow...these kid is such a Koyoto.

5 : Damn man you missed that party last night, there was a HUGE Koyoto in the living room man!
Koyoto by Arkaine March 28, 2005
Words you can keep
Walking through the streets in Kyoto is like Walking through eleven centuries of Japan. Full of mystries & questions. Its something you have to see for yourself.
The Best time to see Kyoto. "Matsuri festival"
kyoto by Francis Tsen October 10, 2005
Contrary to popular belief, the coolest city in Japan. With a population of roughly 15 million (compared to Tokyo's ~50) Kyoto has a rich history, including being the old capitol of Japan. The Kyoto train station is a feat of human engineering with a 13 floor shopping mall and virtually endless rows of train stops.
Kinkakuji, ginkakuji and higashi honganji are 3 of the most beautiful Japanese temples. Kyoto is generally considered to be a better mix of old Japan and modern Japan. Luckily the Americans were smart enough to rethink their original plan of nuking the city.
People from Kyoto speak a form of Kansai Ben (dialect) and the women are considerably less attractive than Tokyo-women, or Osaka women ;)
I stopped in Kyoto while taking the train from Osaka to Tokyo.
kyoto by salary man kintaro August 3, 2004
Kyoto is the former capital of Japan since 794 till 1869 for more than 1000 years.
The long history enriched the most sophisticated Japanese traditional culture in most of the fields. Tea ceremony, Zen, kabuki, dance, traditional music, crafts, pottery, gilt, lacquer, etc.etc.

There are so many beautiful temples, shrine, gardens, rivers, ponds, including needless to say Kiyomizu-temple and Kinkakuji (Golden pagoda), rock gardens. It is believed that there are more than 10000 temples in Kyoto.

Japan has two big distinctive cultural centers. Tokyo, current capital since 19th century, is the contemporary cultural center, such as broadcasting, media, in addition to political, business, merchandize, commercial, industrial capital. To experience modern Japan, visitors should experience life in Tokyo.
However, because of the rich historical background, Kyoto may provide extra ordinal depth of spiritual culture, the heart of Japanese culture.

Kyoto is a traditional city, however, it is known that Kyoto is also a very liberal city. They keep tradition at one hand but also they accept new ideas. As an example, visitors to Kyoto may be overwhelmed to see massive construction of Kyoto railway station building in such a traditional ancient city… The spirit is reflecting in Science in Japan as seen the most of the Japanese Nobel laureates in scientific fields came from people related to Kyoto.

Kyoto is the center of Japanese spiritual culture.


I love Kyoto, she is beautiful and liberal.
Kyoto by ramunenakayama December 29, 2007

Korotoumou

Being a Korotoumou means that you are THE Korotoumou. You stand out from the rest of the crowd because of your chaotic, and loud personality (The good kind). Everyone needs a Korotoumou in their life because a Korotoumou keeps it real while still caring for you. She may be blunt and a bit rough around the edges but once you get to know her, she’s one of the sweetest person that you can ever be friends with! Just be prepared to be tackled physically or mentally when you meet them, other than that, everything will go just fine -> Will become the best of cookies. She’s hot.
Wow is that a Korotoumou? I NEED HER!
Korotoumou by d1sease November 13, 2021
Kyoto... Tokyo... ohhh I get it!
Kyoto by CrunchyCookie October 18, 2008
Kyoto is a person usually overweight, they sit on the internet especially "Instagram". They screenshot every message and photo they receive, it is unknown why they do this but they do.
Yo who's that guy who just followed me? Oh that's just another Kyoto 🤷 ♂️
Kyoto by Kyoto-- April 16, 2022
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