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klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
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klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
Hum Aapke Hain Koun
Salman Khan's Biggest Blockbuster.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun is the biggest blockbuster of Indian Cinema also the most watched film of bollywood. Hum Aapke Hain Koun sold 75 million tickets during its run.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun broke Sholay's record by huge margin.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun become 1st film to cross 250, 500 & 750 Million INR. Hum Aapke Hain Koun grossed 1.2 Billion INR in Worldwide.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the highest grosser of 1994 as well as highest grosser of the decade.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the 2nd film of Salman Khan & Sooraj Barjatya which went on to become record grosser. Their previous film was Maine Pyaar Kiya.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun is the biggest blockbuster of Indian Cinema also the most watched film of bollywood. Hum Aapke Hain Koun sold 75 million tickets during its run.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun broke Sholay's record by huge margin.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun become 1st film to cross 250, 500 & 750 Million INR. Hum Aapke Hain Koun grossed 1.2 Billion INR in Worldwide.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the highest grosser of 1994 as well as highest grosser of the decade.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the 2nd film of Salman Khan & Sooraj Barjatya which went on to become record grosser. Their previous film was Maine Pyaar Kiya.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 24, 2020
klount broon
(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
klount broon by P'tainz February 6, 2014
Konttestère
Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".
Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
Konttestère by Softbeartm October 27, 2019
Kontebonker
Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
Kontebonker by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011
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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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