Konttestère 

Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".

Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.

— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?

— Yes indeed, I am.

— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?

— I'd love to.

Konttestère by Softbeartm October 27, 2019