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kount

To measure the effectiveness of a business process, program, or project by using Key Performance Indicators (KPIs). KPI's take too long to spell out and could be misinterpreted. Kount takes the idea of 'count' and adds a business context and business result to it.

Author: Cindy Compert
Let's kount that project and determine how well it's doing.
by CCBigData March 13, 2018
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klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
by P'tainz February 6, 2014
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klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
by P'tainz February 6, 2014
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Hum Aapke Hain Koun

Salman Khan's Biggest Blockbuster.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun is the biggest blockbuster of Indian Cinema also the most watched film of bollywood. Hum Aapke Hain Koun sold 75 million tickets during its run.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun broke Sholay's record by huge margin.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun become 1st film to cross 250, 500 & 750 Million INR. Hum Aapke Hain Koun grossed 1.2 Billion INR in Worldwide.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the highest grosser of 1994 as well as highest grosser of the decade.
Hum Aapke Hain Koun was the 2nd film of Salman Khan & Sooraj Barjatya which went on to become record grosser. Their previous film was Maine Pyaar Kiya.
Hey dude do you know Salman's waistcoat from Hum Aapke Hain Koun? It was a rage at that time.
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klount broon

(Ger., Aus.) (slang) A term originating in late 20th-century Germany, though now more commonly used in predominantly English-speaking nations, esp. England, Ireland, and the United States, used in name-calling to indicate a person who is considered dumb or unintelligent and who is known to steal. A slang term for a stupid or dumb thief.
"Ah, ol' Ferguson is such a klount broon. The bastard's gonna get caught one o' these days. Hey--by the way, Tim, did Brenda suck your cock?"
by P'tainz February 6, 2014
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Konttestère

Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".
Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.

— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?

Yes indeed, I am.

— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?

— I'd love to.
by Softbeartm October 27, 2019
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Kontebonker

Kontebonker is an insult and it literally means "assbanger" in Dutch. Kont means ass or butt and bonker means banger. The word kontebonker is mostly used to say that a person is gay.
That guy looks so queer... Yep, he definitely is a kontebonker.
by Ryuuketsu February 19, 2011
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