2 definitions by Softbeartm
Anyone who fancies a man in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a male homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɔkɪˌstə/. Comes from the English word cock with the suffix -ist and -er. Probably not that hilarious for brits.
— Excuse me, mister, but are you a fellow koquister?
— Why, methought I've hidden it nicely enough; but yes, I am one in fact.
— How delightful! So listen, my good sire; what'd you think, if we go together and make some koqqui-fun ere th'arrival of dawn?
— Why, let's do, mister, the cunning little vixen.
— Why, methought I've hidden it nicely enough; but yes, I am one in fact.
— How delightful! So listen, my good sire; what'd you think, if we go together and make some koqqui-fun ere th'arrival of dawn?
— Why, let's do, mister, the cunning little vixen.
by Softbeartm October 27, 2019
Anyone who fancies a female in their sexual orientation, more specifically referring to a female homosexual. Suggests a sense of class, finesse and poshness, especially when said in a London RP accent, with which the word would be pronounced as /ˈkɵntəsˌtɛə/. Comes from the English word "cunt"; a wordplay variation of the word koquister, usually referring to a male homosexual, of similar origin. Alternatively spelled "konttestere".
Miss Candyfloss Biscuits is a konttestère, as she declares, and is quite proud about it.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
— Why, are you a fellow konttestère?
— Yes indeed, I am.
— A fellow woman of culture; I see. Would you perchance be free this evening, milady, to join me in konttesting?
— I'd love to.
by Softbeartm October 27, 2019