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A nickname given to someone who is typically smart; but for some reason acts like he’s mentally challenged, generally so people will accept him/her.
“Wow that guys is being a total Kooj right now.”

“What’s up Kooj, how’s your day been.”
Kooj by TapeDespencer August 30, 2018
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‘Kooja’ (adj.) is used to describe a friend, mainly a friend(s) that you are close to. The word originated from a roblox username that me and my friends thought was unusual and funny.
‘What’s up kooja?!’
Heyyy koojas’
kooja by georgeweasleysgf January 15, 2021
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Placing one's face on an obese and plump animal's fur, constantly rubbing and enjoying the texture of its physicality; to embrace, to rub, to snug
Observing Milkweed's fat and plump fur, I desperately wanted to koojee it in order to enjoy a brief period of ecstacy.

koojkooj 

let's have an animal koojkooj
koojkooj by zebra May 12, 2004
Koojana is a very clingy person. Once you've said hi, she'll think your are best friends. Once she has a crush on you it's over. she will stalk you to death. However she is very cultivated, reads a lot and is open to talk about anything. She is funny but easily exaggerates everything.
you koojana-ing me
Koojana by iamagossipbitch February 7, 2018

koojkooj 

having wild sex
let's koojkooj it up, babe
koojkooj by pooya June 16, 2004
means good weed.
damn bro that was some Kooji shit
Kooji by puffindank March 4, 2011
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