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A person who is the absolute worst looksmaxxer you'll ever see, no jawline, negative canthal tilt, receding hairline, and no bitched L9 K*ll yourself
Kalle: Konti should absolutely ropemaxx irl
Leyla: fr, he's so bad at sett
Kalle. On god, you spitting facts bitch
Konti by L9RatIrl December 19, 2023
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"Konim" stands for High-quality 2D animation produced in India. Just like Japanese cartoons are called anime, therefore there should be a unique term for the high-quality animation produced in India as well. Most artists in India call high-quality cartoons "Indian Anime", but that doesn't make sense because the whole meaning of anime is "animation which is made in japan".So after lot of thinking and deciding with a lot of skilled animators, we decided to
name it "Konim".
Do you watch Konim?
Which is your favorite Konim?
Konim by RG Bucket List March 31, 2021
The act of wearing clear, unassuming, reading-style glasses when they are not necessary for sight or fashion, but as a disguise in public situations. The phrase is based on the DC comics superhero Clark Kent/Superman who masks his secret identity with a combination of glasses (e.g. perceived weakness) and the facade of a bumbling personality.
Yesterday I caught John kenting downtown near his homicidal ex-girlfriend's place of employment; I did a double-take since I had never seen him wear glasses before.
Kenting by AquMaein September 27, 2012
The most awesome thing in the world!
this is what you would name your mom.

or your best friend.
The best thing ever!
the kongitude is there to attack that jerk that you hate
Dude 1: Yoo, that girl seems mean, I should tell my kongitude that
Dude 2: Yaa do that man.
from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´

to be read /'k o f t e e/
kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.
kofti by keshet August 30, 2005
Konica is just such an amazing girl she is someone that you would love so much if you are dating a konica then you sure are lucky because konica's are like the best girls in the universe they are awesome and funny and they are also so pretty and if you do get the chance to date a konica then they will love you so much and care for you so much but they also love to watch youtube
Guy:hey look at that girl she is so pretty.
Other guy:of course she is pretty that's konica
Konica by Greatwriter June 19, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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