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Konica is just such an amazing girl she is someone that you would love so much if you are dating a konica then you sure are lucky because konica's are like the best girls in the universe they are awesome and funny and they are also so pretty and if you do get the chance to date a konica then they will love you so much and care for you so much but they also love to watch youtube
Guy:hey look at that girl she is so pretty.
Other guy:of course she is pretty that's konica
Konica by Greatwriter June 19, 2018
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An extrodinarily large corporation based in Japan, yet relatively unknown in North America. This company sold a variety of products ranging from Cameras and office equipment to photo labs. Recently purchased (or 'merged with' as according to press releases) Minolta Coporation, saving them from insolvency. They are now known as Konica Minolta Holdings.
I almost couldn't get my Minolta camera fixed because of thier financial problems. Thank god they were bought out by Konica.
Konica by JM000 November 9, 2005
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Konica • konika • konichiwa • Konina • kornica • Kanica • konic • Konikafied • Kronical • Knica

Konichiwow 

When you see a cute Japanese person and you just can't stick with the basic "konnichiwa" so you say konichiwow instead.
Guy: *sees cute Japanese girl* Konichiwow girl!
Konichiwow by Azurite18 March 8, 2021
A person who others refer to as a cunt. Usually suffer from mild retardation.
Man, that guy is such a Konicek.
Konicek by bluewildomar February 21, 2011
Correctly spelled "Konnichiwa", it is japanese for "Good Afternoon"
Konnichiwa Tanakachan. Hirugohan wa nani o tabemashita ka?
konichiwa by Michael February 21, 2005

konichiwa, bitchez! 

Offensive style to say "Good Afternoon". Mentioned by the GZA in Dave Chappelle's show.

Mixture of Japanese with Ghetto Slang.
Chinese Guy: The chinese delegation chooses the RZA, the GZA, Ol'Dirty Bastard... the Wu-Tang Clan.

GZA: Konichiwa, Bitchez!
konichiwa, bitchez! by Wilson Wicked February 11, 2006
First of all a what?! Exactly! Unique and awe inspiring a Konita does not come around but once in a lifetime. She can play rough and play nice both in and out of the bedroom. She is always up for a great laugh but be careful her jokes might have some spice to them. Exotic as they come her figure can hypnotize you into embracing the wild side of life. Do NOT cross her or you will be assassinated.
I can't wait to go out with Konita tonight!

Ko-ni-ta.... It's like Bonita but with a K.
Konita by El Professor Taboo November 24, 2021
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