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Konkey Dong 

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The name of Donkey Kong's penis.
Im gonna kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konkey Dong!
Konkey Dong by pspmiles June 25, 2014

konkey 

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A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature
Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey
konkey by Le Dixz0n November 7, 2007

Konkey 

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noun

Short form for concussion
1. Pathology. injury to the brain or spinal cord due to jarring from a blow, fall, or the like.
2. shock caused by the impact of a collision, blow, etc.
3. the act of violently shaking or jarring.
I can't believe they let Tua play after that konkey. He might konk-out
Eric Lindros had a shortened career do to Konkeys
Konkey by pllazy12 November 3, 2022

konkey grease

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The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.
Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.
konkey grease by Seth the gimp January 9, 2011

Konkey Dick 

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When a girl is drunk and sucks your dick then proceeds to throw up on it
Bro you got konkey dicked?! That's nasty!

Konkey dong 

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Its like when you say sand hanitizer but with donkey kong
Hey did you know nintendo came out with a new konkey dong ga- FACKCkkCcK!!!!!!!
Konkey dong by MasochistManny March 20, 2020
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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