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king kongs finger 

when you release a turd so huge, so mighty, so hefty, that it looks like king kongs finger
so as we waited outside, barry left behind what he called king kongs finger in the wealth of great toilets, thus causing blockage
king kongs finger by bigboijohns January 15, 2016
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Pocket Kongs

Holding two kings in your hand in a game of Texas Hold'em
Jimmy is in the big blinds with pocket kongs.
Pocket Kongs by KBGravey February 27, 2007

King kongs finger 

To acknowledge or exclaim the size of someone's faeces.
"It was like king kongs finger in my toilet"
King kongs finger by BigPAL97 January 30, 2019

King Kongs

Giant, very loud speakers that will blow off your fudgin doors on full blast. These speakers are also mentioned in rap star Jibbs's song, King Kong.
Dude, this kid bought some King Kongs and put 'em in his trunk. He played his music, and the back of his car got blasted off!
King Kongs by Liraz Konomichi April 19, 2008

king kongs boner 

about 198-234 feet long
king kongs boner by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Alpha Kongs Club 

Alpha Kongs Club is an ongoing NFT-project which is projected to release early 2022.
The project is led by a team of Alpha Kongs consisting of Alpha Kong | Chief, D. KING | FOUNDER and Harambe | FOUNDER whom all have previous experiences in the world of NFT's.

Currently the project is private but that has not been able to minimize the humongous hype around it.
Invites to the discord are issued by their Twitter and their Instagram and through giveaways and to be able to purchase the NFT itself it requires being whitelisted.

Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.

Alpha Kongs Club will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.

So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.

That doesn’t make it any clearer. Sorry. “Non-fungible” more or less means that it’s unique and can’t be replaced with somethinbg else.
I finally joined the Alpha Kongs Club server.
My buddies are so smart! Whenever they talk about Alpha Kongs Club they just say AKC!
Alpha Kongs Club by Oliv3r#5924 January 17, 2022
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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