Kongka

A tall skinny boi

Did you see Kongka! He is so skinny

by Crispy00 January 11, 2020

kingka

someone who is like the "king" of good looking people, also very cool, smart; someone who is muh-shee-suh

(Girl talkin): who is that fine looking guy over there... isn't that kingka john?

by kingkajohn November 30, 2004

Kongtard

A Kongtard is a dumbass who thinks that Kong is gonna beat Godzilla.

Smoothbrain Beta Male: “I think Kong is gonna beat Godzilla!”

Based Alpha Male: ”Stfu Kongtard”

by shawn.pog January 28, 2021

kongalingus

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.

Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!

by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Kongkling

A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.

Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”

by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019

kongtard

Someone who likes King kong too much. Like a weeaboo except for king kong

Someone: Omg I love king kong like I would fuck him backwards
Me: What a kongtard

by bigdikdan January 27, 2021

Nova Kongmalay

Loves FAT BLACK bitches. Ending racism one step at a time

Are you Nova Kongmalay eating all those brownies

by Chocolatelover6194206969 October 17, 2019