Konde 

A German name for boys. He is usually going to be a sweet, gentleman. He loves girls and knows how to treat them.

Aww! That boy is so nice. He is such a Konde.

Konde by CISED GURLTELL'EM March 15, 2009

Kondé 

A man by the name of Tyrese Earl Samuel who does bull, zebras and deers. He also likes to run around Africa.

“Oh Kondé... waz d plan???”, Mark shouted

Kondé by Jimmy’s Bros October 26, 2018

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! 

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

Mwanandeke Kindembo 

Mwanandeke Kindembo, born November 11, 1996, Baraka, Democratic Republic of the Congo, is a Congolese author of self-help books. He's an engineer by profession, philosopher and social critic by necessity, and entrepreneur by choice.

Who's Mwanandeke Kindembo? Ans: Mwanandeke Kindembo is a well-built new age author & philosopher.

Mwanandeke Kindembo by Jasmine_N November 10, 2022

paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck

please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me

paul kinder by End Me Plz October 4, 2017

Kindergender 

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila

“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”

Kindergender by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018

Kender 

A wonderful, beautiful person who isn't aware of how great they are.

"Kender, you're so gorgeous."
"LIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!"

Kender by Ir0nStein September 1, 2011