Komquat 

Small takeout container from a Mexican restaurant

After finishing a meal, the customer asked the server for a komquat to take home the leftover enchilada.

Komquat by Betty with the big butt June 1, 2022

hairy kumquat

1) a kumquat that is hairy
2) a lump-shaped person with disproportionally long arms
3) a type of finch

Girl 1: Danggggg, that new guy is a real hairy kumquat.
Girl 2: I dated a hairy kumquat named Josiah back in the day. It was magnificent, highly recommend.

hairy kumquat by Clauth Towel September 21, 2016

kumquat 

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!

kumquat by paybay July 8, 2012

kumquatting 

The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.

Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"

kumquatting by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010

Emperor Kumquat 

A literal Transformer.

If Comodin Cam is the king of Transformers YouTube, then Emperor Kumquat is the equivalent actually, a monarch of TF YouTube.

Not only does he have an ASMR like voice that is SO satisfying to listen to, but he also brings hope to the Transformers fandom (like Cam) but in a very DIFFERENT way.

He points out big and small flaws of the TF community as well as educates other TF fans through Transformers about their culture, physiology, as well as the positivity of representation forms, and why it matters.

Very inclusive guy (it's nice seeing someone explain forms of sentient identities)

Top tier knowledge of Transformers and he is making a game called Transformers: Mercy on channel!

TF fan 2: Ok I spent 69 hours watching Comodin Cam and I am officially hooked on Transformers YouTube. Feed my addiction.

TF fan 1: Ok, Emperor Kumquat. He takes kind of a different approach to Cam, however still super dope.
TF fan 3: He's the one who got me into TF IDW comics. Stories are top tier and just like manga in terms of writing and quality.

6.9 hours later

TF fan 2: His voice is just so soothing. I used to be so irrationally against lgbtq+ people, but now I realize that other beings can also be like us, or different in any other way, socially, culturally, physically and mentally. They are sentient too

Tf fan 1: Ikr? Big yaas king
TF fan 3: Big yaas *emperor

Tf fan 2: Aight, off to see this TF Mercy! I'm excited to see a fan's interpretation and possible outcomes for Prime's ending for Starscream!

Emperor Kumquat by Big Chungus Starscream March 11, 2022

Kumquat 

Another word for someone who is similar to a Karen. Preferably used on people named Ryan.

Hey did you hear what Ryan said about you?

Omg yeah he's such a kumquat

Kumquat by simpforduke March 17, 2021

kumquat 

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?

kumquat by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006