insert

Can be replaced by shove, push, hump, fuck, or pound...

I cum as soon as I insert my penis.
I will insert my fist in your face.
Insert that big fucking dick in my pussy.
I had her screaming my name everytime I went to insert my dick.

by syst0lic July 13, 2003

insert

A sign stuck on the rear of a prostitute.

Insert Here. 3==D

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Insert!

when slightly tipsy and attempting to convince osemone that everyoen wants to have sex with her, this is the PERFECT term. by yelling "insert" over and over, she will finally believe that guys want her. damn taht bitch.
Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.

Person 1: god guys, no one likes me.
Person 2 looks at Person 3
Both recite: insert! INSERT INSERT in the ****!!
Person 1: fine fine fine. so they all want me. let's go get some more vodka.

by adksfds November 9, 2006

Insert

The Act of Doing God's Will

"Lets Insert!"
"Bet"

by Vasily__ April 20, 2022

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by ­­ May 4, 2020

Insert name here

Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.

Seriously, stop making this shit. Adding someones name and telling the people how good that person is lazy and annoying

It takes up 50% of Urban Dictionary and you should be ashamed if you make those definitions

Omg <insert name here> is the greatest fucking person ever.

by Large-pp August 1, 2019

Insert tab A into slot B

code name for nailing

Dude: You know what babe, I could go for a great romp session right now...

Girl: Not tonight Im tired.

Dude: Well then, do you think that when we wake up, we could "insert tab A into slot B"?

Girl: Why dont you start with the cereal box first...

by Joeybats December 10, 2009