daddyjenkins's definitions

Meg Griffin

An animated, teenage girl who wears a pink beanie, pink shirt and jeans. Eldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin and older sister of Chris and Stewie Griffin. She is disliked/hated by a lot of people (peers, family, etc.) because she is perceived as ugly. Though she's cool with me because I was just like her when I was in high school.

Person 1: I hate Meg Griffin.
Person 2: What the hell did she ever do to you?
Person 1: .......touche.

by daddyjenkins July 19, 2019

Wire Strippers

What doctors used to remove foreskin in the mid-evil times

Patient: Those wire strippers look a little rusty
Doctor: They'll still get the job done

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Inteli-Touch

A computerized fan control system that the Casablanca fan company used from the mid 80s up until the late 2000s. Has 6 speeds, a light dimmer function, a direction reverse function, a demonstration function, and several other modes. Comes with a wall switch of either three of four buttons that wires into the wall in place of your regular toggle switch. Very high tech and innovative, though it can malfunction and break sometimes.

I just installed your Inteli-Touch Casablanca fan for you.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Slumber Quiet

A variable speed control module used by the Casablanca fan company from 1980 until 1984. Utilized a "heat sinc" module and a variable speed potentiometer. The circuit board would increase and lessen the voltage traveling to the motor via the potentiometer in order to speed up and slow down the fan's rotation. Very nice fan control, but also very prone to malfunctioning and in extreme cases even catching on fire.

Dammit my Slumber Quiet fan failed, now I have to replace it with a regular three speed fan.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Pun

Puns are one of the greatest things ever invented. When you play around with the English language in order to create humor between words that sound similar or have multiple meanings. Most of them are quite cringe worthy, and are so bad that they end up being good regardless.

Pun examples:
Super Smash Bros Brawl is a smashing time.
Frosty the Snowman is a cool guy.
Give me one good treason to help you overthrow the government.

by daddyjenkins July 27, 2019

Hardwarian

A person who works at a hardware store.

For more information, stop by your local Truevalue hardware store and ask a hardwarian.

by daddyjenkins April 1, 2020

Rex Viper

James Rolfe's mid life crisis band that covers retro video game and movie soundtracks. The band is not well coordinated and is not taken very seriously by the majority of onlookers.

I'm surprised Justin didn't fall through the stage at the most recent Rex Viper concert.

by daddyjenkins August 24, 2022