Pun

Puns are one of the greatest things ever invented. When you play around with the English language in order to create humor between words that sound similar or have multiple meanings. Most of them are quite cringe worthy, and are so bad that they end up being good regardless.

Pun examples:
Super Smash Bros Brawl is a smashing time.
Frosty the Snowman is a cool guy.
Give me one good treason to help you overthrow the government.

by daddyjenkins July 27, 2019

robbery sale

A sale at a store or market stand where all inventory is discounted to free.

"We're having a robbery sale! Everything is free!"

by daddyjenkins May 21, 2024

Commandant Spangler

Played by Daniel von Bargen, he is the strict and ruthless commandant at Marlin Academy in the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He has only 1 eye, 1 hand (later 0 because Francis accidentally chops off his remaining one), and is paralyzed in his right leg.

Eric: (to Francis) "Commandant Spangler is gonna kill you when he sees this."

by daddyjenkins February 24, 2022

Meg Griffin

An animated, teenage girl who wears a pink beanie, pink shirt and jeans. Eldest child of Peter and Lois Griffin and older sister of Chris and Stewie Griffin. She is disliked/hated by a lot of people (peers, family, etc.) because she is perceived as ugly. Though she's cool with me because I was just like her when I was in high school.

Person 1: I hate Meg Griffin.
Person 2: What the hell did she ever do to you?
Person 1: .......touche.

by daddyjenkins July 19, 2019

Rex Viper

James Rolfe's mid life crisis band that covers retro video game and movie soundtracks. The band is not well coordinated and is not taken very seriously by the majority of onlookers.

I'm surprised Justin didn't fall through the stage at the most recent Rex Viper concert.

by daddyjenkins August 24, 2022

Slumber Quiet

A variable speed control module used by the Casablanca fan company from 1980 until 1984. Utilized a "heat sinc" module and a variable speed potentiometer. The circuit board would increase and lessen the voltage traveling to the motor via the potentiometer in order to speed up and slow down the fan's rotation. Very nice fan control, but also very prone to malfunctioning and in extreme cases even catching on fire.

Dammit my Slumber Quiet fan failed, now I have to replace it with a regular three speed fan.

by daddyjenkins July 20, 2019

Craig Feldspar

Played by David Higgins, he is a worker at the Lucky Aide mart on the TV sitcom Malcolm In The Middle. He is a lonely, geeky man with a cat named Jellybean. He also has a huge crush on Lois, despite her being married.

Craig Feldspar is a hilarious character.

by daddyjenkins February 14, 2022