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A man with REALLY BIG BALLS LIKE HUGE ONES!!!!! He loves woman named mrs self he is sooooooooo cool he have 50 women trying to suck his BIG D and loves big dudes with bigger COCKS and love Braxton lively he will doing anything for his big d to be sucked I mean anything he is a terrible guy who has cock made of pure bricks and he will hurl off with sand paper and will put it right in Lincoln brons butt all the way in till he can taste it and hes so good at suck ing dic I mean fucking hot women in a trailer house and making crack cocane and loving big bbc and sucking all day he loves to play his double stuffed meat monkey named bubbles the cock monster and loves talking to his to big balls named Chimplie and aroolty and he is so flexible he can suck his own bubbles the monkey cock monster coverlet and love sucking off a big dude named matthew and loves butting his penis in peoples ears
Kole man by Kole megusta daddy February 27, 2023
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That guy is Koleman.
Koleman by dictionary master 101 March 14, 2014
A top guy, purple is definitely his colour. Is he gay ?????

Hard to say

He's got the sweetest smile but its hidden under a hard exterior and a fabric mask, what a shame

His eyes are like two brown circles with two black dots in them ...... you gotta see them to believe them
Who's that guy in the purple shirt ?

Oh that's koleman......I think
Koleman by Kolewoman September 29, 2020
A Gay Boi That No One Likes And Can Suck A Dick #gay #overprotectivemom #noonelikes
Koleman is a gay boi who likes men
Koleman by NickCromyon December 14, 2017
He Is A Gay Boi That No One Loves And Likes And can suck a big fat penis
He likes men and he is gay and will hump you so hard but only if your a boi

Why are you in the hospital because Koleman Humped my ass to hard
Koleman by NickCromyon December 14, 2017
He is a fucking dick head that has glasses with a red case he loves penis and he is very gay he has a slight crush on Audrey too
Koleman is a bitch
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