Kolbay 

An typical last name, often derived from Kolbenheire. The family coat of arms consists of a Pelican.

Peter Kolbay

Kolbay by PatriciaKolbay February 22, 2010

kolbaser

Eastern European slang: A person who dances to hardbass music.
Polish and Russian Language: Sausage maker

Rooted from the word "kolbasa", meaning sausage.
Made popular by the song "Bochka Bass Kolbaser" by XS Project.

Look at that gopnik slav kolbaser dancing away!

Bochka, bass, kolbaser alone
Kolbaser belt naked
(Бочка, басс, колбасит соло
Колбасер по пояс голый)

kolbaser by icecoldblizzard October 12, 2017

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid 

A yuri/reverse isekai anime that follows the story of Miss Kobayashi and her personal maid Tohru (who also happens to be a dragon) then later Kanna Kamui, the cutest anime character ever.

Can you recommend any good anime?
Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid by mancyclopediac January 21, 2021

Kobayashi Maru 

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

Kobayashi Maru by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Kolbye

Sometimes referred to as a god, this man is so sexy and smart that woman can’t even comprehend it

Hot girl 1 “look at Kolbye , he’s so hot”
Hot girl 2 *immediately faints*

Kolbye by TRGangswag October 22, 2019

kobayashi 

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan

Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts

kobayashi by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) 

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) by C44444 January 2, 2019