Kobayashi

Small forest.
Or top of their field. And 9th top Japanese surname
by River sands November 17, 2018
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Kobayashi

To consume large amounts of food in a short period of time.
(Koboyashi is the last name of world-famous eating champion)
Damn dude, you sure went kobayashi on that pizza!
by EriCore August 16, 2005
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Kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and, subsequently, down one's throat; an oral gangbang.

"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
by Richard Dastardly August 11, 2007
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Kobayashi

A road in Webster, Texas that runs parallel to I-45, crosses Nasa Rd. 1, and connects to Medical Center Boulevard.

A handy dandy short-cut.
Driver #1: So take I-45?
Driver #2: No dumbfuck- take Kobayashi and avoid the hellacious parking lot that is I-45.
by bamchicabambam11 August 31, 2007
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Kobayashi

The art of putting into ones mouth, usually at speed and with excited furor, items which are shaped like or resemble a penis - such as Hot Dog, Banana or actual cock.
"My ex-boyfriend Tony loved to give me oral. He'd put my cock in his mouth like Kobayashi!"

"Dude, did you see Grant at the game last week with that hot dog?"
"Yeah man, it didn't stand a chance with him. Like fuckin' Kobayashi!"
by ConcreteMonkeyUK September 18, 2020
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the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan
Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts
by DJ MethFace August 05, 2006
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kobayashi

(v.) To shove a tremendous amount of wieners in one's mouth and down one's throat subsequently; an oral gangbang.
"Angela's mouth and throat swelled grotesquely when she Kobayashied every penis in the Pharmacy Department."

"I was astonished when Angela had Kobayashied the entire UGA football team's musty wieners prior to the prep rally."
by Richard Dastardly July 06, 2007
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