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when any animal or dog thing penetrates a man with a sharp object or his dilly wang thing
Oh my god i got koiled by the snake again...
Koil by Mr. Jackie Chan May 25, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
Same as lol, but written by someone who with extremely fat fingers.
Some one who is fat:
l,koil; ythgaTR WQSAS FUYnny
l,koil; by Deejay300 December 17, 2008
Related Words
Koillis • Koil • koila • koilaa • koilan • Koilarious • koiler • koilerz • koilok • koily

Chester_Koil 

A fag hag and a furry. Lover of gay men and animals in general.
"Hey Chester_Koil, you fag hag."

"Chester_Koil is a furry."
Chester_Koil by Sue Donim December 28, 2004

Chester_Koil 

An immature guy who creates the PXIII forums, known to take them down for no reason, this man should be hurt.
"<3 Feran's Penis"
"*Yiffs*"
"I had to take it down because I couldn't focus on my writing."
"You people deserve this, and you need this place."
Chester_Koil by Annonymous February 7, 2004

Chester_Koil 

A guy who redefines the word 'mature', in that he's so amazing, that even his short attention span isn't seen as . . . er . . . *goes to jack off*
Chester_Koil by Chester Koil December 27, 2004
When you said you're not a dancer but you can't stop yourself from dancing when you hear a song.
Wow, I thought you are a gamer but as expected of a pro koillis.
Koillis by notjxx January 22, 2022
when a person copiums too much trying to convince people they're a gamer, when in fact, they are a dancer
damn, he's the famous koillis
koillis by resident_sleeper March 16, 2022
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