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Kackensplatter 

Someone who is incontinent and shits themselves silly. Kackensplatters often wear adult nappies that are useless, sometimes the explosive mass of turd expands up the nappy onto the back region.
“Keith, Mum has Kackensplatterd again, get your gloves on you have some clearing up to do….!”

Keith sat back to watch T.V. Suddenly a gurgling noise could be heard followed by that distinctive deep “whoosh” sound. Keith new straight away that Mum had Kackensplatterd. Confirmation was met with the overwhelming smell of fresh steaming shit caked on an old woman’s back.
Kackensplatter by Bert Fegg October 28, 2007

knockenwalker 

an unwanted person who knocks on your door and when you dont answer they just walk on in.
OR
an annoying who knocks on your door and doesnt wait for you to answer before walking in
John: I was in the bathroom, and I heard a knock on the door.

Paul: Did you answer it?

John: Shelli walked in before I could say I was in there.

Paul: What a knockenwalker.
knockenwalker by Scott Ploik August 6, 2010

kocheng oren 

kocheng oren is an indonesian slang for orange cat, orange cat is considered as the most brutal, naughty and wicked cat type.
*orange cat pic*
"KOCHENG OREN!!"
kocheng oren by jxsrr July 19, 2019

Kokenslaw 

if you have coleslaw ONE MORE TIME.. your gonna become kokenslaw
i went to kfc and ordered too much coleslaw so now im gonna become kokenslaw
Kokenslaw by Cecelia90210 April 27, 2009
The opposite of "kickstart" as in it refers to end-stage funding needed to bring a product to it's final form, such as manufacturing costs, stocking, etc., after all the prototyping, testing and logistics is done.
That company is running a kickend campaign because they need to preorder 100'000 units from the manufacturer to get their required ROI
kickend by Niki N March 5, 2018

Dock Kockem

Someone who is a cuckhold and romantically interested in the rapper Eminem. May also be a member in the maga cult. An all-around jerk.
Have you seen that man in the bear mask hitting people with a tomahawk? Yeah, he's a real Dock Kockem.
Dock Kockem by Thick Ricky October 29, 2021