kobed

To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.

After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.

by Richard B. Harde (aka Dick B.) July 4, 2009

kobed

To shoot something with such cockiness you look rediculous but it still goes in whatever you are aimed for.

Dude, i just kobed that shit.

by Michale Felker May 1, 2006

Kobed

A rape young girls without any guilt or liability because of high priced lawyers.

I almost kobed my way through life, but my lawyers didn't accept my "IOU's"

by CP1477 February 10, 2004

Kobel

A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings

Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"

by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019

Kobe Bryant

One of the 3 greatest basketball players to ever lace me up. We all yelled Kobe when shooting fade-away jumpers. He made us motivated and us hoopers inspired to jack up jumpers from 50! We will never forget you RIP KOBE JELLY BEAN BRYANT

Kobe Bryant

Guy 1: Yo you heard about Kobe?

Guy 2: Yeah that man would give you 81 on any day!!

by JayBoss18 January 26, 2020

Kobe Assist

NBA statistic that proves that missing shots is sometimes just as valuable as making them. A Kobe Assist is awarded when a player misses a basket, followed by an offensive rebound, leading directly to a field goal. Generally referred to as a put-back, tip-in, or follow.

Kobe's miss (with 20 seconds on shot clock) ricocheted upward from the rim before descending back down into the hands of Howard, who quickly put the ball in the basket for the Kobe Assist.

by jameshunger October 30, 2013

For Kobe

New phrase to use when shooting a paper ball into a trash can to honor the fallen legend Kobe Bryant who passed away on January 26th 2020.

Guy 1: FOR KOBE!
*Misses*
Guy 2: Rip the legend 😭

by TrevorMelon January 26, 2020