Kobebeef

A penis large enough to cause serious damage upon entry into a vagina.

She couldn't handle my Kobebeef.

Kobebeef by Sammydbull September 24, 2003

Kobe Beef 

the name of Kobe Bryant's farts

at the press conference kobe farted and i smelt Kobe Beef

Kobe Beef by soufpaw8 January 10, 2011

Kobe Beef 

Kobe Bryant is named after this stuff. it's pretty good beef, and apparently they give it to cows who aren't good enough to drink Guinness

did you try that kobe beef at dinner last night? it was delicious!

Kobe Beef by Steve Ervin December 25, 2007

Kobe Beef 

A phrase pertaining to a cow of the Asian variety which translates to an "Asian cow" or Fat Asian chick.

Damn look at that girl Grace's fat ass, that's some straight Kobe Beef right there.

Kobe Beef by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015

Kobe Beef 

1. A very, very, very expensive argument in which two prominent people are involved in a scandal or affair, made famous by the press. A play on the meal Kobe Beef which is very expensive. Inspired by Kobe Briant, Tiger Woods, and Chris Brown.

2. An argument between two people about pointless celebrtity scandal crap that has no place in or affect on their lives, yet are ceaselessly taking sides on and arguing over.

1. Tiger: Man, I definitely screwed it up this time.

Kobe: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Tiger: Time to sit with the in-laws and pay for some fine Kobe Beef.

2. Guy 1: Hey, what took you?

Guy 2: I got held up at the register having Kobe Beef with this lady over whether to listen to Chris Brown or not after the whole Rhianna thing.

Guy 1: Who the (expletive) cares?!

Kobe Beef by dhawk123 January 1, 2010